Your whole life it's the same thing: "Do what you're told. Study hard. Get into a good college. Get a good job. Impress the boss. Get the raise. Make the big bucks and buy the thing that your neighbor has." And it's never enough and never enough and never enough until they put you in a box and pour dirt on your head.
Well, there's someone who doesn't care if you do what you're supposed to. He doesn't care if you get the promotion, get married or get your homework done. There's trouble to cause, pizza to eat, and comics to read. And if you wanna sleep in your clothes, that's fine too.
He's not your Dad. He's your Uncle.
So what are you waiting for? Nobody's looking.
Go on...WASTE THE DAY!
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